So there I was on my deck, sitting on a comfy outdoor couch, talking to Czqovcxtu (pronounced Michael) Pike, who was taking a break from his high-speed paper route. He’d just fired the latest rolled and bagged copy of the propagan…I mean news…paper onto Bat and Tallulah’s gate, a process that activates the motion sensor on the gate, a process that activates the video camera, a process that activates Bat’s legs, a process that activates his walk up the several hundred yards of winding asphalt driveway, a process that activates his arm and hand to pick up the paper, a process that…you get the process here.