Around here, everybody knows Burleigh Grimes dislikes insects. Intensely. Deeply. Pathologically. Etc…ly. But what only a few of us know is that he very much likes birds. You, being you, would think, since insects fly and birds fly, or since insects and birds both tend to leave droppings in inopportune places, or since insects and birds often sneak up on you, being everybody, and scare the woohaa out of you, still being everybody, with that whirring-wing sound they do, that you, being Burleigh, might find birds as objectionable as insects.